Archive for December 23rd, 2012


While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at
a roadside restaurant for lunch.
After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed
their trip.

When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on
the table, and she didn’t miss them until they had been driving
for about forty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a
distance before they could find a place to turn around, in order
to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy
old man.
He fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly
during the entire return drive. The more he chided her,the more
agitated he became. He just wouldn’t let up for a single minute.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.
As the woman got out of the car, and hurried inside to retrieve
her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her,

While you’re in there, you might as well get my hat and the
credit card.

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