Archive for September 4th, 2012

DNC Schedule:

2012 Democratic National Convention Schedule — Charlotte, N.C.

4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony – sponsored by CNN
4:05 PM – Singing of “God Damn America ” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
4:15 PM – Ceremonial ‘I Hate America’ led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM – Tips on “How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you
while you travel the world” – Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM – Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar “How to have a
successful career without ever having a job.”
5:00 PM – “Great Vacations I’ve Taken on the Taxpayer’s Dime” –
Michelle Obama
5:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on “Family Values” via satellite
5:45 PM – Tribute to All 57 States – Nancy Pelosi
6:00 PM – Sen. Harry Reid – 90-minute speech expressing the Democrat’s
appreciation to the Occupy Wall Street movement, and to George Soros
for sparing no expense for all that they have accomplished to unify
the country, improve employment and to boost the economy.
8:30 PM – Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
9:00 PM – “Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you” Tutorial –
sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York
Times
9:15 PM – Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO – Michael Moore
0930 PM – Anthony Weiner entertains audience with his personal slide
presentation
9:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar – Rep. Charlie Rangel
10:00 PM – Denunciation of Gun Owners and Bible reader
10:30 PM – Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ and Afghanistan
11:00 PM – Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration /
You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies

11:15 PM – Free Gov. Blagojevich rally

11:30 PM – Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Award

11:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish – Obama presiding.
12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris “He
sends a thrill up my leg” Matthews
12:01 AM – Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior by waving his
fake birth certificate
12:05 AM – Celestial Choirs Sing
3:00 AM – Joe Biden wakes up and delivers acceptance speech to an empty room
(The convention was over at 12:30 AM).

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